Rule of BEET-iquette #23
When offered a cup of coffee purchased for you by any animal, vegetable or mineral take said coffee, smile, say -- thank you. In addition you could say something to the beet of -- how kind of you to think of me. Now you are free to ask--is it milk or cream?
Upon discovering that said coffee has been sullied with milk, simply nod, take a few sips, maybe it will not be as unpleasant as you believe. Resume conversation.
Upon preparing to part from aforementioned animal, vegetable or mineral say -- i am going to get a cup of coffee for myself for the road. I prefer cream. Would you like the rest of this one? Again this would be an opportune time to say something to the beet of -- it was so nice of you to buy me a coffee. i am a picky coffee drinker!
Voila! You have come to the end of #23.
In Solidarity,
Beet Girl
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